①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself。
日本旅馆:如果您想调节您房间的温度,请控制您自己。
②Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty。
匈牙利动物园:请不要给动物喂食。如果您有食品,请喂给值班警卫。
③Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar。
挪威酒吧:女士们不要在酒吧里生孩子。
④Fur coats made for ladies from their skins。
瑞典皮货商店:为女士们制作的皮大衣,是用她们的皮制成的。
⑤Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists。
香港牙科诊所:由最新的卫理公会教徒给您拔牙。
⑥Drop your trousers here for best results。
泰国的干洗店:在这里脱掉您的裤子,等待最好的结果。
口译经典教材
⑦Specialist in women and other diseases。
意大利妇科诊所:我们是women和其他疾病的专家。
⑧Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday。
俄国公墓:欢迎访问这个公墓,许多著名的俄国艺术家每天埋在这里,但星期四不埋。
⑨We take your bags and send them in all directions。
丹麦机场:我们将拿走您的行李,送往四面八方。
⑩The manager has personally passed all water served here。
墨西哥旅馆:旅馆经理将亲自为您撒尿。